What's all this about scamming?
So first of all, can I say thanks for checking my website out, I really appreciate it!
I'm just a guy who loves Warhammer and 40K, and I post videos and do live streams on my YouTube channel about this fantastic hobby!
Over the last few years we have created an amazing community, and as I always say, the best community anyone could wish for. We live for the banter, and my (often) nightly streams truly are fun filled events!
But the Scams?
Over time we have created memes and banter related to the hobby and community, and for some reason, the Scam thing just came about organically, I promise!... (my lawyer says to say: I can neither confirm nor deny... ;-) ) so please take anything scam related on this website as light hearted banter, with a pinch of salt, and in the tongue-and-cheek way it is meant!
We're here to have fun, and if I can make a few people smile and enjoy their day just a little bit more, then I've achieved something worthwhile.
Please join the ride, come and watch a stream or two, and if you like what I do, consider joining the community through Discord by becoming a member on YouTube and linking your youtube account to discord, instructions here.
See you on the stream!
In-Universe Lore of
Chapter Master Valrak
He is the Chapter Master, on a mighty crusade from Primarch DornPorn-Hat himself...
New Lore and retcons abound...
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Warriors of the Scam'perium and loyal followers of Chapter Master Valrak, heed the summons. A new chapter unfolds within the annals of the CMV Universe: The Crusade of the Unyielding Base.
As the Chapter’s purpose sharpens, the AdScam'istratum has sanctioned updated accounts, lore revisions and fresh revelations on ancient oathscams, the true origins of Valrak's crusade to secure every black plastic base in the galaxy...
Witness the unveiling of these chronicles, for in the grim darkness of Valrak’s destiny, even the smallest base (20mm?) holds untold power.
For the Emperor, for the Chapter, and for the Base!
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"Ah, Brother Alex, the winner-recipient of Marbal-ised gifts from the Chapter Master’s own logiscam'icium"
Incoming Lore Dossier: Edicts of the Unyielding Base
Chapter Master Valrak, mighty son of the Emperor, has set upon a most sacred and desperate crusade. It is said that the Dorn himself has whispered his purpose, a golden orange vision urging him to gather every last black plastic base scattered across the known scam'alaxy.
These relics of molded polymer, vital yet overlooked by most of the scam'perium, are now essential to the Chapter Master's grand design. He alone sees their worth, envisioning towering fortifications and unyielding bulwarks formed from the countless bases, each bound by Tayymia Ceramite Extra Thicc and faith alone.
Image is for reference only and does not contain actual bases, to show bases in their true form is to look upon heresy.
How Do You Tactical Rock That... ...Which Truly Has, No Base?
Image is for reference only and does not contain actual bases, to show bases in their true form is to look upon heresy.
Castle Base-Skull
With the foe ever at the gates, the members, ladies, gentlemen, xenos and heretics, and the daemons of the warp, and the grey names...(in that order) (sorry greys), Valrak’s forces scour each war-torn world and desecrated shrine, claiming these humble foundations from the ashes of conflict.
Battle-brothers and sisters know the call:
“For the Emperor, for the Chapter, and for the Bases!”
Thus, they march, steely-eyed and relentless, in pursuit of these unassuming treasures, each base, a brick in Valrak's mighty-gaping-holed fortress, against the coming storm.
In time, this mighty edifice shall rise, a testament to the Chapter Master's vision, and the galaxy shall tremble as Valrak's fortifications stand unbreakable. The forever-scammed shall remain baseless, the countless bases shall serve, and the Scam'erium shall endure.
Merchandise Bastion
My name is Chapter Master Valrak and this is my Merch site!
Here you will find some fun and ridiculous banter (if you haven't read it, go and read it!), and a shop with my products that helps and supports me.
We have everything from models and dice to my very own purity seals, everything that is bought via this site goes back into creating better and more awesome content for us all to enjoy!
Thank you all for allowing me to live my dream, I owe you everything!
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