Welcome, welcome, welcome!
What's all this about scamming?
So first of all, can I say thanks for checking my website out, I really appreciate it!
I'm just a guy who loves Warhammer and 40K, and I post videos and do live streams on my YouTube channel about this fantastic hobby!
Over the last few years we have created an amazing community, and as I always say, the best community anyone could wish for. We live for the banter, and my (often) nightly streams truly are fun filled events!
But the Scams?
Over time we have created memes and banter related to the hobby and community, and for some reason, the Scam thing just came about organically, I promise!... (my lawyer says to say: I can neither confirm nor deny... ;-) ) so please take anything scam related on this website as light hearted banter, with a pinch of salt, and in the tongue-and-cheek way it is meant!
We're here to have fun, and if I can make a few people smile and enjoy their day just a little bit more, then I've achieved something worthwhile.
Please join the ride, come and watch a stream or two, and if you like what I do, consider joining the community through Discord by becoming a member on YouTube and linking your youtube account to discord, instructions here.
See you on the stream!
The wall of Scams, it's Free Real Estate
Behold, The Wall of Martyrs
This is where the simps mighty are held aloft, their shining presence a beacon to the greys lesser mortals who could only hope to be come as pious as they, displayed and revered so...
...on the wall of Scams Martyrs.
In no particular order... (Latest simps first)
Inner Circle Seal Holders
Wigalot
In truth Valrak is a legend with a huge heart and the best community in the 40k universe! Long live the foil and long live the scams!
Sean Kelly
When the armor of your faith is buckled and torn, see in your mind that magnificent hero. Think upon his deeds and be humble, for his like will never walk the galaxy again.
Luke for Russ and the allfarther
I hope the money you make from this goes to your hair transplant
Keith Moore
You’ll never walk alone, Liverpool fc we’ve conquered all of Europe!!!
I am Alpharius
Cough once if you’re safe, 3 times if you’re in danger!
Mrpbondy
For the lion!
GameRiot
I can't wait to receive this Purity Seal
Valrakpushed mygraninthe canal
You’re a legend and thanks for keeping me company while I’m painting
Lukas The Trickster
The only imperial fist who isn't stuck up, Shame about the herpes and and all the scams, enjoy your new Bentley.
Dank Korps of Krieg
Faith our armour, courage our weapon. Let the enemies of the imperium tremble at our coming. For The Emperor.
James Workshop
Dear Mr Valrak, Your GW NDA is approved, enjoy
Gatall91
May all hail the Iron Warriors. Iron Within Iron Without Brothers!!!!
Tomodachi Express
This is the best NFT I've ever bought! Diamond hands to the moon!!!
Neurolictor Thicc Thighs
Thicc Neurolictor Thighs save lives
Captain Dudex
I was there, the day Valrak revealed the scam.
Mr. Morden
What do you want?
Munke
This seal is dedicated to all the people who have fallen victim to Valrak's Scams, Ave Imperator
RBarty
What? I came here for leaks and all I got was this shit purity seal. SCAM!
Matthew Hipsher
Honored Soldiers of the 3rd Company Captain Theirry Henry Captain Dennis Bergkamp Captain Ian Wright Captain Tony Adams Captain Racky Rocastle Captain Patrick Viera Primarch Arsene Wenger THE ARSENAL
Carpet3
Valrak's favourite member. The mightiest of them all. He who Val considers greater than the emperor himself.
Icelace
My grandson Valrak told me this is where I pay my medical bills.
Stoic_PDX
Thank you for what you do. For Dorn.
Grimpo
Hydra Dominatus
Baggies the hero
I’ve done what I must. I’ve become the thing I swore to destroy.
Mandy
Marketing Director Valrak - GW employee of the month
BAD-MNKY
Once more into the breach dear friends once more into the breach
BobH
To my beloved Ha Thi Tran, I will see you soon. Ave Imperator.
Buttbutt
This purity seal has been blessed by the whispers of the Foil. Praise the King in Foil!
Freelancer ASP
Iron Wolves Never Die! They Will Fear The Howl Of Our Engines. For Russ And The Allfather!!!
Rinzler Zero
Mandy
Marketing Director Valrak - GW employee of the month
Zeebee
"Scam today, for tomorrow you may be dead."
Shovel on paint
I was there, the day Valrak leak Dante!
Edwards5013
Rise Chat fight back against Valrak he can’t scam us all.
Ian Curtis
Dark Angels Rule, Imperial Fists Drool!
Ali
Surprise me :)
Roden_ES_1
We must scour them from the stars before they do the same to us.
Magos Andreas
All praise the ebb and flow,
Zahariel
I killed the first Chapter Master Valrak model on the tabletop…
Chris D
In memory of all the voice actors fired along the way to reach this point! No Pity! No Remorse! No Refunds!
Bearded brigand
Only in scams does my duty end
Nuz
He is the one who walks behind you. He is the footsteps at your back. He is the man beside you. Look out! He is all around you. Val-Scamus!
Chief Librarian Mayo Naise
I am Valraks secret source, All I see are scams
Dakka
I have no congregation any more, but I will again. The faithful will come back, thirsty for accounts of how this feat was achieved, and I will have stories waiting for them.
Bert Garg
Love your content Val I wouldn't be into this hobby if it wasn't for you
Rudy Torrez
Crazy? I Was Crazy Once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Rubber Room. A Rubber Room With Rats. And Rats Make Me Crazy.
Limited Time AK
Aka Gunzilla
jkbpainting
IF ARE SHIT
Ghost of Caliban
Loyalty is it's own reward.
Jan Baucke
for Sanguinius because red is simply better than orange!
LordPh0b0s
Knight of the Red Planet. Non-Supporter of Phobos armor. Supporter of the Great Waaaaagh!
Vincent Ristuccia
Never give up, Never surrender, For the Emperor!
Mikah Ward
No Retreat. No Surrender!
Chapter Master Naelar
scam for the scam god
Zakupilot256
Dat Ass!!!
Alex
Alex
Lyall
The First for all eternity
Captlong johnsilva
Ego, capitaneus Silva, vovi sollempniter succedere in missione mea, ut vincat capitulum dominum valrak's vel in conatu mori. Non patiar unum pugnum imperiale vivere
Krugg66
In the name of the Omnissiah, let it be inscribed that Krugg66, unyielding in loyalty, marches alongside Chapter Master Valrak through the crucible of scams and of battle.
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