Welcome to the Glorious Queue

We have introduced a queue

With the rise of bots, scalpers and non-green-name scammers, we have implemented a queue system to our website, this is to ensure everyone gets a fair chance at being scammed by Valrak buying what they want.

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Scammed!
Ladies and Gentlement, we got'm
Ok I'll wait in lineI'm a scalper, skip queue
Hurry, scams await -  make a decision !
Absolute Simp!
Whattabastard!
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'Tis the Season for Scamming!

Father Scam'mus wth his Bulging
Sacks and Swinging Bell are coming... (soon ™)
Winter is coming, and with it, some ice cold slippery scams!

What's the deal with Orange Friday?

The deal is:

Click on the "get for free" button to link you to the shop for 1 item free, but can you click it?

Good luck! ;-) 

This offer is only available to Members, who live within a 5 minute car journey from central Manchester, and then only available if they have already given 50 members prior to midnight last night...

Please see T's & C's for full conditions.

Please note this is part of the official CMV lore, with lead Character whom we call ScamRak, and he's in Season...

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I am Chapter Master Valrak

This Sacred Outpost Is My Merchandise Bastion.

Behold the offerings within – products forged to bolster my our endeavours.

From intricately wrought models to the sacred imprints of my battle brother's and sister's purity, all acquisitions through this conduit fuel the crucible of creation, birthing ever mightier and more glorious content for the Legion!

I extend my fervent gratitude to you, noble patrons, for granting me passage through the warp of nightmare. My debt to you is eternal; every fibre of this existence is owed to your stalwart support!

TLDR - Get some awesome merch which helps me put everything back into the channel for more cool stuff in the future for our amazing community!

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