We have introduced a queue
With the rise of bots, scalpers and non-green-name scammers, we have implemented a queue system to our website, this is to ensure everyone gets a fair chance at being scammed by Valrak buying what they want.
What's all this about scamming?
So first of all, can I say thanks for checking my website out, I really appreciate it!
I'm just a guy who loves Warhammer and 40K, and I post videos and do live streams on my YouTube channel about this fantastic hobby!
Over the last few years we have created an amazing community, and as I always say, the best community anyone could wish for. We live for the banter, and my (often) nightly streams truly are fun filled events!
But the Scams?
Over time we have created memes and banter related to the hobby and community, and for some reason, the Scam thing just came about organically, I promise!... (my lawyer says to say: I can neither confirm nor deny... ;-) ) so please take anything scam related on this website as light hearted banter, with a pinch of salt, and in the tongue-and-cheek way it is meant!
We're here to have fun, and if I can make a few people smile and enjoy their day just a little bit more, then I've achieved something worthwhile.
Please join the ride, come and watch a stream or two, and if you like what I do, consider joining the community through Discord by becoming a member on YouTube and linking your youtube account to discord, instructions here.
See you on the stream!
'Tis the Season for Scamming!
Sacks and Swinging Bell are coming... (soon ™)
What's the deal with Orange Friday?
The deal is:
Click on the "get for free" button to link you to the shop for 1 item free, but can you click it?
Good luck! ;-)
This offer is only available to Members, who live within a 5 minute car journey from central Manchester, and then only available if they have already given 50 members prior to midnight last night...
Please see T's & C's for full conditions.
Please note this is part of the official CMV lore, with lead Character whom we call ScamRak, and he's in Season...
I am Chapter Master Valrak
This Sacred Outpost Is My Merchandise Bastion.
Behold the offerings within – products forged to bolster my our endeavours.
From intricately wrought models to the sacred imprints of my battle brother's and sister's purity, all acquisitions through this conduit fuel the crucible of creation, birthing ever mightier and more glorious content for the Legion!
I extend my fervent gratitude to you, noble patrons, for granting me passage through the warp of nightmare. My debt to you is eternal; every fibre of this existence is owed to your stalwart support!
TLDR - Get some awesome merch which helps me put everything back into the channel for more cool stuff in the future for our amazing community!
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- Chapter Master Valrak -
Members, Scams and Marbles!
Watch my YouTube videos here, or daily live-streams, become a member and join the Upperhive on Discord!
